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The Best Ever

from Levity & Novelty by Brian Woodbury

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    Levity & Novelty
    (Volume 1 of Anthems & Antithets)

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  • Anthems & Antithets Volumes 1-4, on 4 CDs, 88 songs, 5 hours of music, in a handsome slipcase. Includes a full-color make-it-yourself insert that turns into a ten-side art object - a pentagonal trapezohedron whatnot! Also includes downloads of all 4 volumes, with pdfs of the lyrics and art for each volume. Digital download codes for each volume will be emailed within 3 days of purchase.

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V E R S E 1
Those were the best pancakes ever
Better than the ones I had last week
Better than those amazing ones that everybody was raving about for years
Better than the ones from the really popular restaurant that was voted as having the best pancakes of 2004
Better even than the pancakes I had the first time I ever had pancakes in my entire life
Those were good. But they’re nothing compared to the ones I just had

The best ever
The best ever
The best

V E R S E 2
My mom's the best mom ever.
After an exhaustive survey of all living mothers and all mothers that have ever lived.
Billions and billions of mothers.
It turns out my mom is better at being a mother than all other mothers.
Imagine that!
Your mom sucks,
by comparison.
I mean statistically.
And actually.


V E R S E 3
That was the best sex ever.
Better than all those other times I told you that was the best sex ever.
And everybody else I ever told that was the best sex ever.
And better than every time anybody else who ever had sex said that was the best sex ever.
This time was it.
Doesn't get any better than that.

Like I say to my BFFs, you're the best.
Then I say the same to all the rest.

V E R S E 4
This is the best country ever.
The greatest country on earth.
I know because this is where I live.
It's so obvious from my point of view that I don't even have to think about it.
That's what makes it so great.
Those other countries think they’re so special.
Go around talking about how great they think they are.
We’ll show ’em how great they are.
Don't push it.



from Levity & Novelty, released February 1, 2020
vocals, keyboards & synth: Brian Woodbury


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Brian Woodbury is a Los Angeles composer, lyricist and bandleader who writes musicals, post-modern jazz compositions, quirky pop, country songs and music for children's TV.

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